Frosty and Jude CRAPPYpasta

NOTE: This pasta was spawned out of sheer boredom and loads of negative creativity. I, in no way shape or form, would EVER submit something as atrocious as this horrendous failure for any purpose other than for the lulz.
I know that just about every single theme in the troll pasta is either stolen or is a completely idiotic idea altogether.
Just so you know, I can and do write what i would believe to be good Pokemon CreepyPasta, and this is certainly not to be taken seriously. I really hope I don't lose too many watchers because of this -_-"


JUDE HAS SOME SHIZ TO SAY: Even though I contributed a bit, I am in no way proud of this spectacle you now see before you. I usually do Beatles/Homestuck art, and to be completely honest, I'm not really sure what a lot of the creepy pastas are about. But, I can say that if you get a good laugh out of this, that's great; if not then you quite literally have no soul. I hope you enjoy the rest of your meaningless existence

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it started when i bought that game from ebay that was black and

covered in bloody blood fingerprints........................ i

should have be careful but im not. wen i turned on da cartrige i

saw my person was walking with no lefgs like in the old chauteaugh

and i had read tears like blood coming from my eyes and mouth. i am

scared.......... then my party full of eeveea and pikachus goes

crazy and starts to kill eachother so that i will love them more.

im just so popular with my pokemonm that they want to kill

themselfs to make me happy. i love thhem so much i think. then im

in lavendertown and my ears bleed and i can feel my sanity coming

out from under me. my oovula hurts cuz the pikachu ate it to make

mama proud but i just shoot him with my pokemonb sniper rifle that

i smuggled into laverndertown. then i remember that im bein folowd

by unknowns and they keep speeling out die now and turn back or

explode and justin beiber forever. i cry as my eye starts to

explode slowly and i cry more blood than i can could count. just

then i rememeber without thinking that i left my mew sadnes in the

forest tom die liek the wannabe arceause that she is.
AN: mew is an acreaus wannabe cuz arceaus is always the gofd that

created the creatorf of pokrmon true dat home boiz
sadnes want to kill me and my pokemon cuz we used to bully him and

make him cry blood out of his eyes but since i abandoned him  she

has been really quiet and left em alone. but then my pokemon see

sadnes and run to eat his oovula and she cries blood and starts

bleed ing on his foot. shes all  why dud you abandom me im not a

evil  eye!!!@!11! and im all cuz youre a wannabe and i dont like

you i have all these fancy pokeman eaing eachoder over ther i point

out my bloosdy eevees an BR i mean pikachu from hell is staring at

me and then he jumps at me batting me into the air an his minions

and eevveee come and nom on my body and arms until i cry

blooooooood.......... then i die. fifty years later my body was

found all bloody and grose like totally ewww and lavendertown was

renamed bloodyreadtown in honor of me and my great vicory

and my name is diablo ketchum ash ketchums little sister but not

laura cuz shes a slut
this is a true story 100% real if you dont believe you suck at life

lol you failnugget